16.7.10

maybe this one doesn't need a picture

I don't fancy myself a person with a lot of patience, in fact I know from a wealth of experience that I have very limited stocks within my bones and blood. And when exercised, when the muscle that pumps patience to my impatient head gets tired, anger builds like lactic acid after a marathon, and the muscle cramps. And at that point I am a bitch. I know it. I rage and fume in my own head to the point where if you ask me the wrong thing, I have the entire speech to bitch you out rehearsed till I know it line by line, and I want to hit someone.

That point was reached today. I squeezed, and cut, all by myself two boxes of lemons. That's eight sleeves. Fuck you. I work harder than that other ass. And you don't make people cry.

Two more days, two more days.

I have a great desire to bitch someone out right about now.

I have discovered that I am allergic to lemon juice. It gives me small, red, angry hives as if a colony of parasitical poppies have sprouted on my forearm. And I have discovered the one person that I dislike with more intensity and ferocity than another that I can bring to mind at the moment.  Congratulations ass hole, you win.

 And honestly, I don't expect to be given a pat on the head just for doing my job, but what ticks me off, more that you can fathom reading these words over a computer screen, is watching some lazy ass, smelly, ugly fuck receive all the praise for dragging his ass when I am the one working twice as hard as the two of them put together. Seriously, that is how you are going to treat me, you smelly high school drop out? I quite honestly have more education than you, and I am quite ready to show you where you can put that supervisor position of yours.

Hi, my name is Rachel and today I am really angry

Fuck off

2 comments:

  1. This made me laugh... you have shocking words sometimes Rachel, and I love you.

    One more day. He wasn't smelly today was he?

    Also, he didn't win. We win. Because we are not going to hell for being assholes. We are beautiful generous kind people and karma will reward us. Just ask Sarah.

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